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Ways to Know You and Your Friends Have Been Watching Too Much Fullmetal Alchemist:

1. You and your friends start volunteering to chop off each other's arms so you can get automail. (My friends and I just have the weirdest conversations don't we?)
2. When you get a biology substitute who looks like Shou Tucker, you ditch and go find your friends to have a group panic attack. (Hehe, that was a fun day at lunch ^.^)
3. You refuse to drink milk.
4. You have to keep your friend away from all sharpies because he/she once drew a transmutation circle on the carpet with one.
5. Your friends won't let you touch the sharpies because you drew a transmutation circle on the carpet of your bedroom with one.
6. The circle is still there because none of you can bear to clean it off.
7. Whenever you get cornered, you grin, clap your hands together, and then smack them against the wall in an attempt to transmute a door.
8. You refuse to drink Kool-Aid because it looks like the red water.
9. You find yourself unable to stop humming "Brothers" by Vic Mignogna (or any of his other songs for that matter).
10. Your goldfish (or other pet) dies and you attempt a transmutation.
11. Your friend sees you doing such and screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
12. You ace the human anatomy quiz over the elements of the human body even though you were sick every study day.
13. Your science textbook sounds like it's being narrated by Ed… or Al.
14. The new boy at your school is short and has long blonde hair that you are constantly tempted to braid.
15. You have to fight your little brother to convince him that you can't keep that cat.
16. Your shortest friend makes themselves a little antenna of hair.
17. (for movie watchers) You invent a time machine all for the purpose of finding WWII Ed.
18. (again for the movie) You and your friends decide to become a group of traveling gypsies with one of you being clairvoyant (a form of being psychic usually having to do with knowing futures and such).
19. You force your sibling to dress in a suit of armor every day.
20. You begin to obsessively wear a red coat no matter what the weather is.
21. Your friends are deathly afraid of letting you anywhere near the chalk… or wrenches… or a dog.
22. You adopt a black and white husky puppy and name it Black Hyate the Second.
23. You have a horse named Roy.
24. You convince a dark haired guy at your school to always wear a blue uniform and Roy's gloves and eye patch.
25. You start wearing a blue uniform, Roy's gloves, and an eye patch.
26. You scare the wits out of your Team Jacob friend by texting her that you are now Team Edward. (I did that and she nearly killed me through the phone. I barely had time to explain that I was talking about FMA. -_-;)
27. (Whether directed at you or not)You always reply to short comments with an Ed rant.
28. You know all the Ed rants by heart.
29. You know all the fan-made Ed rants by heart too.
30. Every time something breaks, you insist on attempting alchemy before you let anyone try a normal way of fixing the object.
31. You constantly carry around a silver pocket watch.
32. You and your friends start snickering (or crying) every time someone says "It cost me an arm and a leg."
33. You all take turns trying to light a campfire by snapping your fingers while wearing white gloves with a transmutation circle copied on the back.
34. You spend a week trying to design a way to paint your nails so that they look like automail.
35. Every road trip you go on, you beg your parents to let you ride a train instead.
36. You start calling your aunt/grandma Pinaco.
37. Every time you see someone with a bionic limb, you point at them and yell, "OMG! DID YOU GET THAT AT THE ROCKBELL AUTOMAIL STORE!!?"
38. You accidently call your parents Trisha and Hoenhiem.
39. (For movie watchers) You're deathly afraid of letting that short new kid from #14 drive.
40. You buy a cat for the entire purpose of being prepared for if Al becomes real.
41. On Halloween, you and all your friends decorate the house like the gate.
42. And/or you all find a way to use dry ice, Kool-aid, and food coloring to fill the place with red mist like in the underground spring.
43. You find yourself looking through old photo albums with a family member and have a random urge to call the Mace Hughes.
44. You start braiding your hair every day like Ed's hair.
45. You put your hair up like Riza's on a daily basis.
46. Every time you break something you shout "I can fix this!" and the attempt a transmutation by clapping.
47. The lyrics to "If Your Happy and You Know It" involve: clapping, snapping, Ed rants, more clapping, Armstrong poses, random quotes from FMA…
48. To you and your friends red crystals act like bug spray does to mosquitoes.
49. Either that, or every time you see a red crystal, you yell at the owner that it should be yours because you need it to get your brother's body back.
50. You have a really buff uncle that you call Armstrong.
51. You randomly draw an X on your friend's head and a tattoo on their arm before loudly proclaiming them the new Scar.
52. You start drawing an orobus (sp?) on your friends depending on which homunculus you think they would best fit as.
53. The one you mark as greed also gets colored with sharpie.
54. On Halloween you dress your dog up with an automail leg like Winery's dog.
55. (Movie)You get on a boat and halfway through your ride you discover a leak. Your first reaction is to demand that your younger brother gives you his head to use to bail it out.
56. (Movie/ last few episodes)Every picture of a sea serpent that you see is promptly named Envy.
57. (Movie) You have issues accepting the textbook rendition of WWII…
58. The day before you have a science quiz on the food chain, you promptly banish yourself to a small island in the middle of a lake.
59. (Movie) You argue with your teacher over the importance of Newton's laws vs. alchemy.
60. (Movie) You and/or your friend know the entire gypsy song by heart.
61. Your history teacher mentions something random about the ancient science of alchemy (or some such…) and you suddenly have a random twitch that sends your books flying.
62. If a group of guys start having some muscle contest and you dump sparkles on the winner.
63. During a single leg race, you insist on hopping only on your right leg with your right arm tied behind your back.
64. All pictures of family cause you to think about Mace Hughes.
65. (Movie) You suddenly become obsessed with WWII conspiracy theories.
66. Whenever you get mad at someone, you retort with the threat that you have Roy's gloves and you will snap at them.
67. You develop a strong fear/hared of anyone who wears biker shorts, a skirt, a sleeveless belly shirt, and black partial socks.
68. You're deathly afraid of the local butcher named Barry.
Um... yeah I was really bored, and was watching FMA... And my friends have some of the weirdest conversations about anime... Some of these have actually even happened to me as well...

:EDIT: HOLY CRAP-AMOLE!! One day in the DA Rangers and this is already up to almost 100 views! I freaking love you guys! You're amazing! (and I know that 100 might not seem very big to some, but I don't get many views other than my friends so this means a lot to me)

:EDIT 2: Hey guys! I got the second one up! Take a look if you'd like [link]
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amber-lilac Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm half/half for #67, I have a love-hate relationship with Envy.
Inukoei Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Wow, a lot of these describe me. FMA rules! There is no such thing as "To much" XD 
2006kate Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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lilconch Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
#69 you fight with your big brother to keep the cat
lilconch Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
i dont get #67
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's supposed to be like the outfit that Envy wears.
lilconch Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
ohhh. this is well writen nice job btw!
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks :D
Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can relate to a lot of these... you know us fangirls so well...
cmd1095 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
oh thank god i'm not the only one XD
czechrepublic45 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
I got my hair cut short to a pixie cut and my first thought was "HOLY SHIT I LOOK LIKE RIZA HAWKEYE"
ja-c25 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I do majority of these things, but instead of my friends doing them with me, they stare at me blankly and think I'm retarded. I guess they thinks it's weird when I start snapping at ppl I don't like...
lilconch Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
bahahahaha i got a white glove recetly and i was at art right and gess what we where useing in art class...ya red paint and gess what i proceded to do with this red paint.....very few people at my school got the refrence but snapping at those anoying kids that that think there everything made me feel better
ja-c25 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I should do that! That's it, this winter I'm gettin' white gloves!
BrokenHeartfrom1984 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
ur right, 100 views is a lot if you think about it :3 i love this list
AwesomeLil13 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Too many words.... -_-
KeroberosCelestia Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A horse named Roy? I'm gonna get a car named Roy. It shall be a red Mustang and it shall never be driven in the rain!!!!
Tsuru1 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know another butcher named Barry. It's probably a different one, though. 0-0
rosepetal24 Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
awesome. i now know for sure that i watch too much fma
x-Raven-Cat-x Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 2 reminds me of how my friend got a call from some guy who sounded like Shou Tucker.
AlySixx69 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i've done half of these...and i'm a gypsy...
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's really cool. I hope I didn't offend you by the way any of that was phrased.
AlySixx69 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
oh you didn't! i thought all the gypsy stuff was really funny. thank you for the laughs!
nashoba-lusa Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh, I have something you can add to the list!!!

You try to convince your parents to make your brother (who is teenager and still really short) grow his blonde hair out so you can braid it.

I have tried this, and while my father loves FMA and thinks that Ed's hair is acceptable, he refuses to let my brother grow his hair out.

Once again, a fabulous list. :D
x-Raven-Cat-x Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot: every time someone says "the gate", you immediatly think of "The Gate."
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I'm planning on putting a lot of Gate related ones in the third :)
SuzakuGirl13 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I imagined number 13 because we were studying something really boring in Biology 2 and I wanted to ace the test. xD
Rei-Dark-Alchemyst13 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I have done most of this stuff. One of the only thing I haven't done is retort to height joke with a short rant. I'm too tall :'( I wish I was short.
lilconch Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
im short but not blond so i cant braid my hair and rant
Carys1o1 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Your history teacher mentions something random about the ancient science of alchemy (or some such…) and you suddenly have a random twitch that sends your books flying."

lol i did that at a staff meeting, exept that instead of alchemy it was "Aizen" (if you dont know, he is the biggest troll i have ever known [in anime/manga or in reality] he killed his minions [of which he had over fifty] tried to take over the soul society [heaven] has a bitch curl, always has this "i bitch better than you so suck my obese d***" face on, thinks hes more badass than toshiro, killed the main character [in an indirect way] and makes me wanna punch the computer/tv/book whenever i see his face.

but the thing that pissed me off was the fact that they said that just make me spaz. :iconinternalinjuryplz:
wolfhorseluvr12 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... 98% of this has occured to my friends and I. I fear that you are a friend I know in real life and we just don't know each other's dAs. :XD:
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that would be awesome!
AnimeFreak159 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG!!! I can not stop laughing!! :D XD This is so funny! And I addmit it~ I've done a whole lot of these things! :lmao: :la:
YukiHime29 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
I had a hard time keeping a straight face through science class while I was read this xD It's really good! I actually do some of those things.. plus now I know what I'm going to do for Halloween! ^^
SilverRoxas Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Writer
CitySiren Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
:laughing: :D :+fav:
TommiSawyer Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now im gonna start doing allthese things #14 got a guy like that at school he not new though...
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Whatever works ;)
TommiSawyer Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lonewalker789 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've actually done #66 lol XD
Numbuh86 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol my best friend sent me this in a link....and me and her do a lot of this XD I mainly do the Roy stuff considering I am an obsessed fan. This is epic!
MagdaH97 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
69: Every time you say the word "short", you're afraid that Ed starts screaming at you
coole440 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
I......Do all these thing......Is that bad?..

The conversation between me and my bff.
Bff:O Oh no FMA?
Me: *draws fire circle* YAYZZ!
Both: *attempt a fire to my best friends house*

coole440 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
I......Have or do....All of these things.......Is that bad?....OF COURSE NOT ITS FMA :DDDDDD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!
Iwuvchibisan Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011
I love this so much! I have a many more ideas to bug my friends *evil fangirl laughter*
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad to be of help :)
The-Emerade Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i... i... I LOVE THIS!!!!
Deadly-fudge Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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